Einige Chuck Norris Facts die man kennen sollte:
- The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
- There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
- Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
- If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
- Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
- A handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will ne handicapped if you park there.
- Crop circles are Chuck Norris`way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
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